Welcome to the Inner Workings of My Mind

Aug 22

When all of my friends are getting engaged/married/having kids

whatshouldwecallme:

And the state of my life is just like:

Aug 21

bonequeer:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because 
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional 
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

So yesterday something that perfectly illustrates this happened. I work at a fast food place and this guy comes in at 7am on a Sunday, still probably drunk from the night before, and when I smiled and said goodmorning he said “Did you just say that because you’re being paid to say that?” 

I repressed my urge to sarcastically answer, and said “Nope, I just enjoy saying hi to everyone!” To which he responded, “Oh, so you weren’t flirting with me then.”

Dude, I’m not flirting with your gross 7am-on-a-Sunday-ass, trust me.

My defense mechanism when I’m uncomfortable at work is to smile, so I did that and said “Is there anything I can get you this morning?” to which he responded,

"There, you just smiled! What does that mean?"

At this point I was fed up, so I said, 

"I smile at everyone sir, its just what I do. What can I get you, coffee, a bagel?"

And he said “I’m gonna be watching to see if you smile at everyone. I don’t like it when girls lie to me” and then ordered a coffee and a muffin like he hadn’t just said something at 11 on the “Is this guy a serial rapist” scale (where 0 is ‘no’ and 10 is ‘Yes, run away as fast as you can right now.”).

Then he sat there for another hour and a half, staring at me from his table. When he got up and left he came back to the counter, and said “You do smile at everyone. That’s fucked up.” and walked out.

I can’t even be innocuously polite and pleasant to people at my job (where customer service is the number one thing we are supposed to be focusing on) for fear of this shit happening. What happens if he had decided to wait until my shift was over? 

New Rule: If she’s at work, SHE’S NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU.

This is part of why I don’t smile when I’m at work (in a gas station convenient store). No matter what, I always get either the crabby old guys with absolutely no manners whatsoever or I get the creepy guys who call me “dear/babe/honey/doll” and try to get me to smile “just for them.” (Yes, a man once said that to me.) Please, gentlemen, just stop.

Aug 21

'The Simpsons' 522-Episode marathon on FXX begins now…

Aug 21

thsmiths:

IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “IT’S NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS 

Aug 20
berligelin:



etracentric said:





If you want for that art request thing, if you’re sill doing that that is, maybe Aradia in like pastel goth attire if you want? Please and thank you!!!


1. PASTEL GOTH IS HELLA AND I WANT TO DRAW SO MUCH MORE THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS
2. I have lost most of my confidence that this actually lives up to true pastel goth style
3. I hope you like it anyways?




::sighs:: I love my patron troll.

berligelin:

If you want for that art request thing, if you’re sill doing that that is, maybe Aradia in like pastel goth attire if you want? Please and thank you!!!
1. PASTEL GOTH IS HELLA AND I WANT TO DRAW SO MUCH MORE THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS
2. I have lost most of my confidence that this actually lives up to true pastel goth style
3. I hope you like it anyways?

::sighs:: I love my patron troll.

Aug 20
Aug 20

redsgreengarden:

itscarororo:

anamazingtim:

blindsprings:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

alliseeisthewarpandimgoingmad:

fearandlothering:

niceliwright:

fearandlothering:

megaman2:

“there’s nothing wrong with the video game community”

I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

They all need a good punch in the D, tbh.

47% of gamers are female.

47% of gamers are female.

47% of gamers are female.

47% of gamers are female.

  1. 47% of gamers are female
  • 47% of gamers are female

And did I mention 47% OF GAMERS ARE FEMALE.

IN FACT WOMEN OVER THE AGE OF 18 REPRESENT A SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER PORTION OF THE GAME-PLAYING POPULATION THAN BOYS 17 OR YOUNGER.

THESE STUDIES WERE PUBLISHED ONLINE FOR FREE TO THE PUBLIC - BY THE PEOPLE WHO OWN AND RUN E3 SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT YOU ASSHOLES.

Flawless commentary warrants another reblog. :)

Well there’s ten individuals who’re never going to get a date ever…

Never.

Not.

Relevant.

arggghhhhhhhhh

what the hell is an “Obamaphone”

silently vibrates with rage

Tell us how you really feel, boys…

Portal, Portal 2, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy XIII-2, Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning Returns, American McGee’s Alice, American McGee’s Alice Madness Returns, BloodRayne, BloodRayne 2, Perfect Dark, Perfect Dark: Zero, Resident Evil 2, Silent Hill 3, Bayonetta, Bayonetta 2, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Splosion Man, every single Tomb Raider, every single Metroid. Oh, and THE most anticipated game of EVER Alien: Isolation. Just to name a few off the top of my head. 

And, PS, IT’S NOT CALLED THE LEGEND OF ZELDA FOR NO REASON, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! 

Check-checkity check yourself before you wreck yourself, boys. 

Aug 20

quote I disappear so easily in your mind, and I disappear so easily into my mind.

— (via ohsatsune)
Aug 20
deesky:

Commission for Aylene

deesky:

Commission for Aylene

Aug 20